whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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