Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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