If i come over, it means nothing
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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