I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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