The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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