Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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