He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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