Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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