We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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