You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
