you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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