Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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