I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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