Is it normal to miss your booty call?
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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