they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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