there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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