Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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