this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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