All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
