I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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