is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
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