who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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