dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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