A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Randomize
