Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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