awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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