Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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