question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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