She's JV to your varsity
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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