I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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