that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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