i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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