He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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