To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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