So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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