you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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