I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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