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Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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