Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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