oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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