I wish I could punch you in the face.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Randomize
