try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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