So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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