? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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