I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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