VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
We talked him into tasing himself.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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