and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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