Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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