Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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