Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
The convent might be a nice break from real life
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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